News you won't see in controlled mainstream media.

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-When faced with a problem you do not understand, do any part of it you do understand, then look at it again.

— Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, 1966
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-Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.

— Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, 1966
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-He’s dead, Jim.

— Dr. McCoy, first time said, in Star Trek episode “The Enemy Within,” 1966
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-'Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.'

— Terry Pratchett [on dolphins], Pyramids, 1989
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'The researches of many commentators have already thrown much darkness on this subject, and it is probable that, if they continue, we shall soon know nothing at all about it.'
— Mark Twain, quoted in
The Sciences, Sept.-Oct. 1989
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-The trouble with borrowing money from China is that thirty minutes later you feel broke again.

--Steve Bridges (as Barack Obama)
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-Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it.

--Philip K. Dick 1928-1982
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-Depend on the rabbits foot if you wish, but remember that it didn't work for the rabbit.

--R.E. Shay
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-In a country where the sole employer is the State, opposition means death by slow starvation. The old principle: who does not work shall not eat, has been replaced by a new one: who does not obey shall not eat.

--Leon Trotsky (1937)
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-You may think you're paranoid, but are you paranoid ENOUGH?
--Pat Cardigan, Fool to Believe (1990)

-Durk Pearson & Sandy Shaw’s
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
— Benjamin Franklin, 1758
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Torture numbers, and they will confess to anything.
— Gregg Easterbrook
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-All men with power ought to be mistrusted.
— — James Madison (1751-1836)
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-Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
— Irma Kurtz
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While there is no reason to panic, it is only prudent to make preparations to panic.
— cartoon caption by Robert Mankoff
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The reason it takes a million sperm to find an egg is that none of them will stop to ask for directions.
— Adam Ferrara
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'The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.'

--Benjamin Franklin
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'Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.'

--Ray Cummings, The Time Professor (1921)
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'If any student comes to me and says he wants to be useful to mankind and go into research to alleviate human suffering, I advise him to go into charity instead. Research wants real egotists who seek their own pleasure and satisfaction, but find it in solving the puzzles of nature.'

--Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
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-'And they began to deal with one another as foreigners.'

--Montesquieu, The Greatness
of Romans and Their Decline
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-I'm not here as a serf or a vassal. I'm not begging my lords for mercy. I'm a born-free American woman, wife, mother, and citizen. And I'm telling my government that you've forgotten your place.'

-Becky Gerritson, founder and president of
the Wetumpka Tea Party in testimony before
the House Ways and Means Committee~
6/4/2013 on IRS abuses against her group~
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'The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.

--Sir William Lawrence Bragg
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'Whenever you fall, pick up something.'

--Oswald Avery
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-'Hope is hearing the melody of the future. Faith is to dance to it.'

--Rubem Alves

--Life Extension News~--September 2013

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---Durk Pearson & Sandy Shaw

'Every time you spend money, you're casting a vote for the kind of world you want.'
--Anna Lappe -
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'The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.'
--Albert Einstein
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'No man ever listened himself out of a job.'
--Calvin Coolidge
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'If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.'
---Clint Eastwood
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---YOUR PHYSICS LESSON FOR TODAY~

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving, and get pulled over. Heisenberg, in the driver's seat, is asked by the officer, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am." The officer looks at him confused and says, 'You were going 108 miles per hour! Heisenberg throws up his arms and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost."

The officer, now more confused than ever, orders the two men out of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle.He opens the trunk and yells at the two men, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?"
Schrodinger angrily yells back, "We do now, jerk"
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-THE PROBLEM WITH LEARNING PHYSICS from JOKES is that Unless You Already know the Physics, You Won't Get the Punch Line~~~

~~OK. The Heisenberg uncertainty principle shows mathematically that you cannot know both your momentum AND your location at the same time. The police officer did not know that. The Schrodinger wave equation shows that, in order to determine whether, in your universe, the cat in your trunk is alive or dead, you have to take a look, otherwise you don't know. The Cop didn't know that, either. The moral of this story is: Never expect a dumb Cop to have a clue about physics. Your best bet is to fail to arrive at the pullout at the same time as the Cop. You can blame it on Heisenberg. The Cop will have you point blank on the speed violation but won't have a clue whether you were in the speed zone at the time. In the meantime, the cat has died and the stench will act as a cop repellant as the Shrodinger equation waives the Cop's authority out of existence. ~~~
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--Life Extension News~-(October 2013)
--Appetizers/-By: Durk Pearson & Sandy Shaw

-'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.'

--Earnest Benn
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-'Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil.' -

--Julia Child
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'He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.'
---Albert Einstein
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-'...the human gut microbiome contributes 36% of the small molecules that are found in human blood...'
---Leroy Hood, cofounder and president of
the Institute for Systems Biology (Science 8 June 2012)
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'The National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us, "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is: "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves." --
--Attributed to The National Park Service as
reported in 'Casey's Daily Dispatch' 6/28/13 ~
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-Some Tid-Bits From Durk Pearson and Sandy Shaw~
-From: Life Enhancement ~~

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--In order to improve your game, you must study the endgame before everything else, for whereas the endings can be studied and mastered by themselves, the middle game and the opening must be studied in relation to the endgame.

(— Jose Raul Capablanca, Cuban chess player who was world chess champion from 1921 to 1927 and one of the greatest players of all time.)

(The above wise quote was taken from Endgame by John Mauldin and Jonathan Tepper, Wiley & Sons, Inc., 2011, a book about the Endgame that is the end of the debt supercycle and how it changes everything. The quote could as well apply to the Endgame of life: aging and death.)
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--We all know we have seen the end of an era, and now we have courtside seats to watch the Endgame unfold. We are watching the end of Act I: the Debt Supercycle. Now we will get to see how Act II: The Endgame plays out.

By:— John Mauldin & Jonathan Tepper, The Endgame
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'I very rarely think in words at all. A thought comes, and I may try to express it in words afterwards.'
— Albert Einstein
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--Nothing gives life more zest than running for your life.

— Robert A. Heinlein, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls, 1985)
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'When I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.'

— Emo Philips

--'You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.'— unknown
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'Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.'

— unknown

[Total] Olive Oil Consumption in U.S passed Greece in 2009, with the U.S. becoming the third largest consumer of olive oil, reaching a per capita consumption of 0.9 liters of oil a year. Meanwhile, however, Greece’s per capita consumption was 21 liters/year.

— CEW:/associate editor of Inform in the Sept. 2012 Inform
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Thomas Jefferson first saw olive trees in the Alps in 1788 and called them “the richest gift of heaven” and “the most interesting plant in existence.”

— Tom Mueller, author of “Extra Virginity: The Sublime and Scandalous World of Olive Oil”