Law Of Mechanical Repair: After your hands are coated with grease, your nose will began to itch.

Law Of Probability: The probablity of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law Of The Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law Of The Result: When you try to show your tech support how your computer doesn't work-it will.

Law Of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.